What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 02:51
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
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Circle’s buzzy IPO was a big hit. Now comes the hard part. - MarketWatch
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
No way
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Volcanic gold discovered in Hawaii may have come directly from Earth's core - Earth.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
GM plans $4 billion push to move production from Mexico to U.S. - The Detroit News
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Your chatbot friend might be messing with your mind - The Washington Post
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Unacceptable again!
What the Red Sox might do as the trade deadline approaches, and other thoughts - The Boston Globe
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Kohler's $51M Arizona award terminated by Department of Energy - ABC15 Arizona